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Next I will give you some poker hand jargon. The kind commentators are prone to use and not all of them are widely know. Here are listed the obscure, funny, sexual or just vague ones that need explanation. In casinos do not try to impress everybody with this jargon, but if you use it some of the time you can look like a hot shot player in the casinos. Also in online casinos in the chat rooms or in online poker rooms in the chat rooms you can really mess peoples minds up using lingo. There is only one advice, use with caution these poker terms in casinos and basically in any game.

AA     Bullets             They look like bullets, could be a reference to Dead man’s Hand, which is two pair of aces and eights (on the board or in Omaha),and that Wild Bill (who was  playing the hand at the time) got a third bullet in his back ending his hand in death.
AK     Kalashnikovs             It is widely known as the AK-47.
Walking Back to Houston     Two options with this one, or gamblers played it to well/strong and had to walk back themselves or made their opponents walk back.
AJ     Foamy Cleanser         Ajax, for phoenetical reason and Ajax is a cleaner.
AT     Bookends             It contains the two cards that start and end the highest straight
A9     Rounders Hand        The name comes from the movie the Rounders.
A8     Dead Man’s Hand         Wild Bill Hickok played his hand in a five-card draw game. Which was the Ace of Spaded, Ace of Clubs and eights of the same suits (clubs and spades) and either a Jack of Diamonds or a Queen of Diamonds as the remaining card. He died August 2 in 1876.
A7     Slapshot             Called Slaphot for the reason that sevens are nicknamed hockey sticks and aces bullets.
A6     Mile High Club         Aces are called airplanes and six is almost sex.
A5     High Five             Ace is high and together with five makes High Five.
A4     Plane Crash            Aces represent flying and a four misses its wing.
Transvestite             The first card you see is an Ace, and then you slide the second card seeing the triangle of the four thinking it is another ace, but you are fooled and it is a transvestite.
A3     Ashtray             Sounds like Ace-trey
A2     Hunting Season         Aces are akin to bullets and a deuce is a duck.
KK     Ace Magnets             This because that is the last card you want to see.
KQ     Divorce (suited)         Only when it loses, otherwise it is Marriage(suited)
KJ     Bachelor’s Hand (offsuit)     Say out loud Jack King Off
KT     Katie                 Sounds a bit like K Ten.
K9     Canine                Say K nine. Also known as Bow-wow, Dogs, Fido, Mongrel/Mutt (both offsuit) or Pedigree (suited).
K8     Kate                 Say K eight.
K7 Columbia River             King Seven looks like King Salmon and the Columbia River is known for its salmon.
K6     Kicks                 K six looks like it.
K5     Knives             Looks like K n five.
K4     Core                Take K and four.
Fork                 Pronounce Four K, and voila.
K3     King Crab             Three is also called crab.
K2     Everest             As the mountain with the same name.
QQ     Canadian Aces         Due to the fact Canadians still worship the Queen of England.     Canadian Rockets         Due to the fact Canadians still worship the Queen of England.
QJ     Quack                 Looks like Queen Jack.
QT     Cutie                 Say Q T.
Q6     Village People         They had six queens, or so everybody believed.
Q3     Gay Waiter             It is a queen with a tray.
JJ     Bachelor’s Hand(offsuit)    Jacks-off
J8     Jeffrey Dahmer         Serial killer who eight his victims, eight Jack.
J7     Jack Daniels             Because Jack Daniels has Old No. 7.
J4     Flat tire             What is a Jack Four?
TT     Dynamite             Say T n T .
T9     Countdown             For countdowns usually start like ten, nine etc.
T7     Bowling Hand         The famed Seven-Ten Split in bowling.
T6     Sweet Sixteen         Add six and ten, could be mumbled sarcastically when folded.
T5    Woolworths             Famous for their Five and Dime slogan.
T4     Over and Out             Radio talk for OK.
T3     Fast Connection         T3 connection in telecommunication.
99     German Virgins         Nein, nein! Do i need to explain more?
96     Big Lick             Position 69 also known as Breakfast of Champions, Dinner for Two.
95    Hard Working Man         Normal hard work from 9-5.
Business Man (suited)     Idem dito to above.
88     Back in Time             The DeLorean in Back to the Future had to hit 88 mph
87     RPM                 Because the first format for recording spun 78RPM.
Oh Canada             An eight is a snowman, plus a hockey stick.
84     Big Brother             Reference to 1984 from George Orwell.
77     Mullets             The hairstyle is flat front long back.
76    Union Oil             Due to the Union 76 pumpstations.
75     Heinz                 They have 57 varieties of condiments.
74     Cambodia Slick (offsuit)     After a really long tournament one player says; “I swear I have Big Slick”, both go all in. The other player is shocked saying you told me you had Big Slick. He responds;”This is Big Slick….in Cambodja”. Stating that there they do not popular and they really think that is the Big Slick.
72     Beer Hand             For more than one reason this is called the Beer Hand; You need a beer, if you win you need to buy a round of beers or you need to have drunk a lot of beers to play this hand. This is also called the Drunken Man’s Hand because of it.
W.H.I.P. (offsuit)         Worst Hand In Poker, no other explanation.
66     Boots                 Six can look like a boot.
64     Nintendo             Because of the Nintendo 64 console.
63    Mickey Rourke (offsuit)     In the movie All In Mickey Rourke teaches his daughter to never fold a 63 offsuit.
54     Colt 45             After the gun and also the beer.
52     Bomber             Due to the naming of the B-52 Bomber, AKA Flying Fortress.
44     Dark Force (4♠,4♣)         Say Dark Fours.
Darth Vader (4♠,4♣)         Because of the Dark Force.
42     Lumberman’s Hand         A standard woodbeam is two by four.
Solid Gold            Due to pure 24 carat gold.
The Answer             Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
32     Hooter Hand (suited)         The minimum cupsize you need to work there.
22     Silent Assasins        If you hit another deuce on the flop, turn or river nobody will suspect it and you can take all there money.